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Sunday Schtik
The Review feels a Staff Highlight of Sharkie is in order. Sharkie was introduced weeks ago, and his bizarre profile has been waiting for expansion.
For those of you who have not met Sharkie the Shark:
Sharkie the Shark
Position: Inventory Manager
Sharkie is in charge of ordering, stocking, and managing The Review’s back-office supplies, a quiet job that fits his low-key, mellow personality, but that also feeds an addiction (see Hobbies below).
Personal Details
Place of Origin: Made in China; Purchased in Raleigh, N.C.
Hobbies: Sharkie is a pacifist and a vegetarian. He devotes much of his spare time to advocating peaceful solutions to global conflicts and creating tasty vegetarian victuals. That is, when he’s not napping. Sharkie is narcoleptic and often falls asleep in mid-sentence. Review staffers constantly discover him snoozing in the storage room, or any cozy corner he can find. And Sharkie has one addiction: sucking on plastics, inks, and electronics. He is hooked on synthetic chemical highs. He is often found blissed out on pens, cords, and printer ink.
The following image was a profile picture contender. The staff decided, however, that to highlight Sharkie's addiction might send the wrong message to the reading public.
Join us tomorrow morning for Sharkie office antics...
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