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Monday Mix
This week's Sunday through Friday posts are dedicated to Review staffer Mannie the Bear. See yesterday's post, or the Staff Directory, for background.
The UFO reference in Mannie's profile deserves explanation. Mannie's obsession with UFO's stems from personal experience: he is a frequent abductee. UFO's routinely grab Mannie with a tractor beam, sucking him into their ship for experimental testing.
Rare photographs documenting one of his abductions:
Stunned, Mannie makes the slow, tortuous journey to the unknown lurking in the ceiling;
twisting, rotating,
until the lights of the Mother Ship come into terrifying view. Oddly, though, the Mother Ship resembles a kitchen light fixture. The universe is a vast, strange place...
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